I Really am making this blog more interesting

Funny Movie

Crackhead Leprechauns

Another Suggestion by the good people at the ITS HelpDesk

Holler Natalie!!!!!

*EDIT*
Due to some copyright reasons the video above was removed from YouTube, but I had taken it upon myself to find a new Link.
You can see it here

http://www.devilducky.com/media/42822/

The ShOcKer

The Shocker:
It would be best at this juncture to assist the unknowing (feel no embarassment) as to the formation and reference of "the shocker". Let's start with your outstretched hand, palm up. Take your ring finger (next to the pinky) and touch it to your thumb. It is as if you're making an "OK" symbol with the wrong finger. Now, flatten your finger and thumb a bit, while your first, second and pinky fingers remain straight up. Rotate your hand a little, so your straightened fingers are pointing somewhat sideways.

Congratulations, you are now making "The Shocker".



It is a gesture meant to indicate a sexual act, wherein the first and second fingers enter a vagina, while the errant pinky plunges into the anus; hence the "shock". The gesture, the province of minds quite filthy in nature, has taken on other, more explicit names: "Two in the pink and one in the stink", "two in the coot and one in the boot", "going to town with one in the brown". Yes, quite rude, quite crude... but a minimal impact, considering its relative obscurity and difficult explanation. You can imagine My Parents's eyes tearing up with disgust as they flip through the photographs; smiling faces, blushing with youth and vitality, innocently holding up a signal representing digital sodomy and sexual manipulation. The despair in the room, the struggle to decide what to do, must have been palpable.

We have taken Japan By storm


**Thanks to the Boys at the ITS HelpDesk for the Shocker picture with the foam hand. Keep on Rocking Boys**

Spring Break Woah

Ok I have been quite lax in my Posting. Well for good reasoning too, it was Spring BREAK!!!!! I will not do one big Post but many posts. Some days will have one....some will have three!!!! The first night of spring break we were drinking lovely non-alcoholic beverages. But as the night progresses this girl just kept showing up in my pictures. Who knows who this girl is....maybe some ho. But the night progressed and extonication had began to take hold of us.


So we decided to have a walk home, now Matthieu, Anne-Sophie, that ho (Allison), and myself decided we wanted to drink more so we made ourselves a VENDING MACHINE PARTY! We drank, we had fun, we saw some other students and tried to make the vending machine party a hot party. Eventually we had an issue. The ho had drank too much, and had passed out. ざねんねぇ、アリソンさんはお酒を飲みすぎました.




So we came home, Allison did not actually pass out we decided that it we should take funny pictures. Well we hung out in the seminar house and had ourselves a fine time. Anne-sophie became バギンメアリーさん (virgin mary-san), and many laughs were had. Next Issue shall be my trip to Fukui!

Spaworld

Ok this is the Post you all have been waiting for, and due to the nature of this post there will be no pictures today. Well what is spaworld you might be asking yourself. Well it is a place where people go to bath in extremely Hot tubs and Medicated waters. The place is divided into Mens and Womens floor which have themes that rotate every month. This Month men are located on the Asian Floor. Well now, to begin it is EXTREMELY awkward to be naked amongst roughly 1000 men. Yes this is a bathhouse, but unlike the bathhouses in america these do not have strange sexual acts happening around every corner. No my friend here friends sit amongst their bretheren and chat and soak the water.....naked. Well it was a bit unusual to to see all your friends walking around nude, but you strangely enough get used to it. The visitors to the spa range in age from 1 to 92. Only awkward thing that happened to me would have to be the strange stares I got from the young children. All in all it was a nice visit and I can say the myth about Japanese Men has been dispelled. With that Good night everybody

Bike Cont'd.....

ATTENTION....

To all of those who were worried about my bike being stolen, IT HAS BEEN RETURNED. It was a great day for all. Well this past weekend was fantastic, it was amazing, but I will give a full report of it later. Now I will leave you with a picture of The Golden Pavillion 金閣寺。

Late Night

Ok, it is 1:15am here and I decided to post a small entry regarding my bike. First if you want a good recounting of the story, if you click the attached URL to the subject of this entry you can see Troy's vivid detailed account of the night prior.

Well today I awoke to a surprise. MY BIKE WAS STOLEN YAY!!!!!!!!!!!! So I had to skip both my Japanese Language classes to A) Look for said bike, B) goto the Police Station (Kobanこばん) C) Fill out a stolen vehicle report. It was fun lemme tell you. But I am glad the Police force here is so generous, for my insignificant stolen bike I had 4 cops helping me, and they started to search for it immediately, it must be true about the low crime rates. There are so many cops, but they have NOTHING TO DO. I should buy them Crunky (Once again refer to Troy's blog.) Not only did I lose my Bike but I was only able to goto 1/4 of my classes today. Well I skipped the last one because I was so angry, and realized I needed to buy a inkan いんかん because the inkan is the Japanese equivelant to the American John Hancock. But I missed Professor Scott's class which I love. Infact I love both my non-japanese language class. Kudos to me for chosing such fine classes.



Also FYI my roommate talks in his sleep. He sounds alot like Dracula, Infact it is quite scarey. That is given the fact my roommate has never had a conversation with me, and has not said a word to me in about 10 days.

/sigh