Advisory

::WARNING::
Though cute, innocent, and sweet as Japanese girls seem to shocase themselves to the world they can be quite the dirty people. Today Todd decided to tell his friend Mariko about his drunken night on the town. Where he met some random Japanese dude who paid for all of his drinks that night. I joking said the guy is now his boyfriend and the card with the number is a sort of obligation. So Todd turns to Mariko and says in Japanese "今まだ尻が痛いねぇ！” which translates to "and my but still hurts." She being the devilish Japanese girl makes him and I explain why it would hurt. Which is where this picture comes into play.... Yes this is where good ol' Todd demonstrates with a bottle and McDonald's (マクロドナド) Bag. It was priceless to see such a decent girl burst in to near tears over the "demonstration" he had given. Thank God she did not ask him to show her how it was done.

::Edit::
Someone kindly pointed out to me today in class that it looks as if the girl is making a fisting motion. Now discuss amongst yourselves

Drunken Night

The other night I went to an Izukaya with Troy, Steve, David, and Peter. An Izukaya is a Jacked up bar, basically it has a full menu of delicious foods, and many many drinks. Well the first time we went to this particular izukaya we met 2 guys, I have a picture of only one of the guys, who calls himself "Ken Watanabe" (those who have no idea who he is, go rent the last samurai), anyways, this guy is usually drunk beyond belief and makes up his own Japanese dialect. The other guy Hirosei-San is an older Japanese man who seems to be flipping rich because he just buys us beers all the time ::read:: 3 Beers each, French Fries, Lamb, Fried Oysters, Ice Cream ::end read::


So now I lost my bike earlier in the day, and we learned that said bike was moved to a spot about 15 meters away from where I parked it. Earlier that night Troy, Steve, Loredonna, and myself had looked up and down Makino Station for this bike, Troy and I had even walked all the way to the impound lot to find said bike, but it turns out as previously said it was 15 bloody meters away.


So I have my bike, and a giant can of beer (note: lack of transition) and we are drunkenly walking through the park, back to the seminar house, getting drunk. And Now I shall leave you with my most prized Image ......... Troy doing the Spiderman!

Fat Face

Sorry I have been Lax in posting, it seems i am never at my computer. So anyways whats new on this front, well many is new. But seeing that today I do not want to be up all night writing a entry, I will diverge on something seemingly retarded in nature and save the "meat and potatos" for the next update, aka..... tommorrow.

Today I will discuss what I am calling the Gaijin Keitai Invaision. Basically my Canadian friend Todd has been taking pictures of himself with other people's cellphones, unknowingly to the victim, and taking a Fat Face portrait. Now I have attached a copy of one of these fat face photos. Be scared my friends, he might be coming to your phone

Oh sweet Jesus


Ok so I decided to Inaugurate my new journal with a silly picture that I have taken the liberty of stealing from troy.